“Let’s pretend this [electric] plug is ‘Iraq’ and you’re trying to connect it to the ‘War on Terror,’ which is this avocado. You can do it, but here’s the problem: the avocado still doesn’t turn on. And now your plug is covered in guacamole.”—Jon Stewart
I'm a very lucky person with every allergy known to man but still happy to be enjoying a wonderful life living in the best place in the world!
Crap, I need to stop commenting on your posts and post something of my own!