Bending the Third Rail
Because We Should, We Can, We Do
Friday, March 02, 2007
First False Teeth .....
.... and now this?
SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an
El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.

Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.

They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.


Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.
Not that it really matters too much, but how do they get the gernade in prison in the first place?

I guess if you don't have many hiding places you go with the ones god gave ya. I could make all kinds of puns at this point, but I just can't seem to let it go .....