Bending the Third Rail
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Friday, March 23, 2007
DHS to Move
The Department of Homeland Security will be moving its headquarters to a former lunatic asylum. How fitting.
The $3 billion move will begin in 2011, according to a plan prepared by the DHS, once a new building is ready in the grounds of the former mental hospital, St. Elizabeth's.

You can't make this shit up.