Bending the Third Rail
Because We Should, We Can, We Do
Thursday, November 23, 2006
My Thanksgiving Wish

Iraqi state television reported that Vice President Dick Cheney was in Baghdad, but U.S. officials said Cheney was not in the capital. The occassion of Cheney's alleged trip is to visit American troops for the Thanksgiving holiday.
Why not just give him a gun and let him stay? Seriously! He's so much for the war, and he likes to hunt, and we know he can shoot people in the head.

Why not?