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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Hairy Situation

EPHRATA, Washington (AP) -- After the September 11 terrorist attacks, Gary Weddle followed the news so closely he forgot to shave. After a week he decided not to shave until Osama bin Laden was caught or killed.

Nor has Weddle, 46, who expected the al Qaeda leader to be caught within a month or so, trimmed his facial hair in the succeeding five years as he went from substitute teacher to science instructor at Ephrata Middle School.

At the start of each school year he gives students a brief explanation of his beard, which stretches more than a foot and has started turning gray.
You gotta figure this guy has another coupla years, at least. That is, unless bin Laden dies of natural causes or something.
Written at 2:41 PM by Greyhair.
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Blogger Lynne said...
If he isn't careful our government may capture him by mistake.
4:49 AM  
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