Bending the Third Rail
Because We Should, We Can, We Do
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Just Lucky

WASHINGTON - The country's three largest oil and gas companies are expected to report combined first-quarter profits this week in excess of $16 billion, a 19 percent surge from last year that is sure to complicate life for the industry in Washington, where elected officials are scrambling for ways to assuage angry consumers and businesses.

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The combined earnings expected from ConocoPhillips, Exxon Mobil Corp. and Chevron Corp. will be 14 times greater than the combined first-quarter profits of Google Inc., Apple Computer Inc. and Oracle Corp.

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But with world oil prices trading at about $72 a barrel, analysts say full-year profits for the oil majors are likely to surpass the record-setting earnings of 2005, when Exxon reported a $36.13 billion profit - the highest ever for a U.S. company.
But we're supposed to believe there's no gouging going on, that the oil companies are just lucky that they own a commodity that increases in value during the six months or so it takes to go from being pumped out of the ground to being pumped into a gas tank.

Except.

They never seem to be as "unlucky" when the commodity price decreases?

Ah huh. I'm so confused.