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Thursday, February 16, 2006
MISSING WHITE WOMAN ALERT
Unashamedly lifted from FireDogLake:

***MISSING WHTE WOMAN ALERT***
name: Pamela Willeford
race: white (duh...)
age: 50ish
sex: f (duh...)
occupation: US Ambassadress to Switzerland
last seen: Sat. 2/11/06, on a ranch in Texas, in the company of the V-POTUS
details: Ms. Willeford is missing after an incident involving firearms and alcohol. SHE MAY BE IN GRAVE DANGER. Please report any information immediately to the authorities.
Perhaps Lynn Cheney went hunting? Or maybe she simply needed to avoid a possible Scooter. That is, a perjury charge, had she been available to the Sheriff Dept. for an interview.

If you haven't already heard, the local Sheriff has cleared Cheney. Anyone with a brain knows it's a whitewash of alcohol being involved. But, again, the Bush administration gets away with murder (almost literally, this time).

Yawwwwwn.

Same shit, different day.

Then there's this from CBS News:
Cheney is in a "state of meltdown" over shooting his friend and the political fallout it has caused, a source close to the Cheney has told CBS News.
I can help Dead Eye with this one. It's called a "HANGOVER". The symptoms will go away in a day or too, that is if you stop drinking. And if the symptoms are more serious, it may be the DT's, if through all your awful guilt you actually did stop drinking. But I can cure that too. A little hair o' the dog should take care of it in either case.

And to think that anyone ever took seriously that Clinton lying about his blow job was a serious undermining of the Presidency.
Written at 3:00 PM by Greyhair.
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