Bending the Third Rail
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Monday, February 19, 2007
Where's Grandpa When You Need Him?
Aka, quote of the day:
“I will screw him in the ass!”
President George Bush to Ariel Sharon when asked what he would do with Osama Bin Laden when he caught him. Lieberman, Broder, Roberts and the other pearl cluthers must be shocked! Why, why ..... he almost sounds like a (gasp!) blogger!

Here's another catch from the same site:
Just before he died, Uri Dan, who had been Ariel Sharon’s loyal mouthpiece for almost 50 years, published a book in France. It includes a report of a conversation Sharon told him about, with President (George W.) Bush. Sharon asked for permission to kill Arafat and Bush gave it to him, with the proviso that it must be done undetectably. When Dan asked Sharon whether it had been carried out, Sharon answered: “It’s better not to talk about that.” Dan took this as confirmation…
Update: We're on a roll here:
As Fleischer recounted [an exchange with Helen Thomas about Saddam Hussein] for the president, Bush's mood changed, according to Levine. He grew grim and determined—steely. Out of nowhere, he unleashed a stream of expletives.

"Did you tell her I don't like motherfuckers who gas their own people?" the president snapped.

"Did you tell her I don't like assholes who lie to the world?"

"Did you tell her I'm going to kick his sorry motherfucking ass all over the Mideast?"
Oh my! What will we do about the children. Well. At least the President is keeping the dignity of the Presidency in place by not getting a blow job!
[Busshhhh] loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he’s still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can’t get enough of fart jokes. He’s also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.