Dick Cheney is sitting at his desk in his office in the West Wing when the phone rings, "Yes, Mr. President?"
"Dick, I need your help, I'm working on a puzzle over here and none of the pieces fit. I have them spread out on my desk and none of them have straight edges and I can't find the corner pieces to get started."
"Okay, I'll be right over."
Cheney enters the Oval Office and sees the president pacing back and forth in front of his desk. "What's the puzzle supposed to be?"
"A rooster."
Cheney glances over at the desk, "Oh, for God's sake, George, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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